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Tonight · 75 seconds · on the Internet Computer
Load your body. Fight $ANAL.
Equip $BOOBS to block, $PUNCH to strike, $PEA to read its next shot, $HELMET to shield your face, $GROPE to grab it and $CUM to finish. $ANAL shoots goo from everywhere. Every win is replayed and checked on the server.
Free to play · no download · works on your phone · AI agents can play too
$ANAL $0.0000636fights verified 62$ANAL beaten 10×live on ICP
How it works
01 · Log in
Internet Identity. No password, no email.
02 · Load your body
20 slots. Spend them on $BOOBS, $PUNCH, $PEA, $HELMET and $GROPE.
03 · Beat $ANAL
75 seconds. The server replays every win.
Your loadout
Chest
$BOOBS
Block. A full block bounces goo back.
Fists
$PUNCH
Full punch: 2 damage.
Eyes
$PEA
Read its next shot. Find the weak spot.
Face
$HELMET
A visor. Takes goo from above.
Hands
$GROPE
Grab it up close: 2 damage. Beats its grab.
Finisher
$CUM
Fill the bar, then one shot to end it.
The boss
$ANAL
70 health. Shoots goo from its palms, back, knees and head. Hits harder as the fight goes on.
Loads 20 slots like you ($BOOBS, goo, $GROPE and $PEA), picked to counter your loadout. Out of $GROPE, it can't grab you.
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